Friday, August 13, 2004

Ok, samantha, enough is enough. You're going to get a new job, and you're going to do it soon. You know why? Because if you do, you can try on one of those argyle sweaters you like so much. And if it fits, you can buy it. It won't even be your birthday present to yourself--you can get one of those too. Isn't that a good deal, like two for the price of one? Don't you -want- one of those sweaters? Just think of how cute it would look with that leather jacket you're going to figure out how to acquire for fall. That's what I thought. Time's running out, though, so I suggest you get on the stick and start doing something about it. Now.

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