Sunday, June 20, 2004

My dad:
*Kept a rubber Nixon mask in his high school locker to wear when he got in fights
*Drove a motorcycle through his high school hallway
*Tells his story different every time he tells it
*Forgets something every time he leaves the house
*Dressed up as Dr. Frankenfurter from Rocky Horror often
*Has a tattoo on his chest that says "Satanic Mechanic"
*Hates the sound of chewing on ice
*Plays the bass
*Taught me how to ride a bike
*Likes to golf
*Tells dirty jokes
*Went to nursing school to pick up girls.

Happy Father's Day, dads!

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